If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
hi I'm Tape and I'm a huge, fat, worm monster. I identify as genderless, but I prefer male pronouns as I don't like how the neutral ones sound. But I won't bother you if you use them when referring to me. I'm fascinated with dead stuff and have a nice collection of skulls, mummified animals and preserved organs.
I also really like worms, especially parasitic ones.
I reblog a lot of homestuck stuff but I tag it for those who don't wan to see it. Cursor was drawn by Tracky